golf clap for daaaaaaays

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youcoolmann:

touchfuzzy-getdizzy:

unfreshing:

best office moment ever hands down

can we talk about how i’m literally kelly kapoor

so good

holy sweet fuck HAHAHAHAHAH

(Source: heycinco)


Via Life.

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whatsgoingon12:

(via whatsgoingon12)

(Source: jolt3)


Via Life.

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ander-son:

I swear Englands like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone else in the class loves each other and they all play with each other at break time and England just sits in the corner all on their own, and sometimes Ireland comes and sits with them but usually not

Via You Da Man Co-braahh
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godsquito:

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

Via What am I supposed to say?
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ander-son:

I swear Englands like that kid who sits in the back of the class and does just enough work to actually get by each year but really they don’t actually give a shit and they’re only there to laugh at the other kids and make bitch ass comments about everyone in the class and everyone else in the class loves each other and they all play with each other at break time and England just sits in the corner all on their own, and sometimes Ireland comes and sits with them but usually not

Via You Da Man Co-braahh
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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
Via CATCH ME LIKE A COLD
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  • harry: haters gonna hate
  • niall: potatoes gon potate
  • zayn: connecticuts not a state
  • louis: i wish i was straight
  • liam: no spoons on my plate
Via forever young
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cornucop1a:

this confirms my theory that cats are a liquid.


Via Life.

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Via niall's food road trip


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holmeschapel:

sorry im imagining liam in jail and laughing out loud

“oh you dropped the soap let me get that for you”　

Via niall's food road trip
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I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch.

(Source: voldemortoutbitches)

Via Falling with Style
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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Via big love.
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1dcalifornia:

horanmypussy:

Niall Horan drunk

I dare you to understand what he’s saying

i just peed omfg haha

omg

(Source: threesomewithzaynandlouis)

Via used to be zaynmilkandcookies

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1dcalifornia:

horanmypussy:

Niall Horan drunk

I dare you to understand what he’s saying

i just peed omfg haha

omg

(Source: threesomewithzaynandlouis)

Via used to be zaynmilkandcookies

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